"Singapore last year ranked last in a global survey of most sexually active nations for a second straight year, fertility rates are at a record low and the government is debating whether to legalize oral sex." CNN.com What could be causing such a ruckus in Singapore you may ask, well your beautiful and wonderful CG Princess will tell (show) you.


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And if you would like, cue up the theme song as we all gaze at the next picture:


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(I just had to add this when it came up. I am really enjoying it! Maybe a new background for my computer? Ah, the beauty of the human body!)

Okay, back to the topic: In a related search on CNN.com I found this article which is about the dropping birth rates in Singapore and what people are trying to do to fix them. But let us recap here - Singapore ranks last in last in the most sexual active nations (according to Durex condoms which funded the study) and have a low fertility rate - perhaps a connection? As a person who has studied biology for many years (including some "hand on" studies. Yes it was hard, but I did it for YOUR benefit - my dazzling readers - and of course I derived no pleasure from it!) I would have to say that I have yet to hear scientific proof that just putting a male and female in the same room will cause a pregnancy. But, hey! There is always a first time. From my google searches and online reading, I have discovered that Singapore does not allow magazines such as Cosmo, Playboy (girl), etc out to the general public. The Ministry of Information, Communication and the Arts must approve everything before it is released to the general public. Okay, so the Singapore government wants an increased birth rate, but have done another to really make it so that the people want children instead of more money, better homes, etc. The nations priority has been on material things for so long, you just cannot just throw the car into reverse when you are driving forward at 80 miles an hour. I mean, it is nice that you have made it a "national priority" for people to have children, but maybe allowing them to be a bit freer with their sexuality would be a good idea. Let them see how it is done. Let them be able to walk into their local bookshop and ask for the latest edition of the Kama Sutra! People in general like excitement, at least every once in awhile! They want a little bit of spice!

And because of this, I am thinking that WDAV needs to go on an humanity trip to Singapore! We need to help these people open up their minds, heart, and maybe a few other things. Let them know that sex is a good thing. - Something that should be shared and enjoyed by all. I think (know) that it will be a hard trip. It will be a trip that will leave us exhausted. But in the end, it is for the good of a Nation! And so, now, we must travel forth! Oh, and I thought that it maybe helpful to point out to the Ministry, people are probably having oral sex.

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